Who wouldn't trust that face?
The always insightful Courtney Love has some news for us. She says it’s important. She says that Britney Spears was molested as a child, and apparently there’s a London-based tabloid paying a member of Spears’ family to back it up.
Sounds terrible, but just remember the Courtney Love Story Checklist:
- Out of left field? Check!
- Totally irrelevant to her own issues? Check!
- Batshit insane? Double check!
It’s a good ol’ conspiracy theory of stupid proportions, but again, it’s Courtney Love. But even she’s gotta believe in something!
